Our (Overly) Friendly Neighborhood Walmart

I went to Walmart today-- the Cashier was really nice, almost too nice, she commented on everything I bought. As I walked off I was thinking--- man it sure is a good thing I didn't buy anything personal, I mean what would she have done? Commented on everything but that one item and then we would have had that awkward silence, or would she have commented on the personal goods too.

I mean what if I had to pick up immodium, or preperation H, or new undies, or what if I would have had to buy all three-- would she have said- Honey I guess you are having a bad day-- Just glad it was not one of those days, my modesty could not have taken it...