What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I have always loved these.......THINGS TO PONDER......

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why call it a building if it's already been built?

If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Why do we call it a hot water heater if the water is already hot?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Is there another word for thesaurus?

Is the color orange called that because it's the color of the fruit of the same name, or was the fruit called orange because that's its color? Which came first, the color or the fruit?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?

If a vegetable goes into a coma, is it called a person?

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box what color would it change to?

Why is there an 's' in lisp?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest end up drowning as well?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?